Satire · Written by the neighbors
Not LEV’EL’s brochure. Left side: LEV’EL’s real marketing, quoted. Right side: what the neighbors hear.
LEV’EL · The Neighbors’ Edition · Our community commitment
Proudly serving Pico-Robertson. Proudly ignoring the part that lives behind us.
We love this community. Especially the part that can afford us.
LEV’EL says
What the neighbors hear
Location
LEV’EL says
“Located on Pico Blvd in Los Angeles, Level offers a convenient and accessible venue for any event.”
What the neighbors hear
Accessible to everyone, acoustically. You don't even need to book. Just live within a block of us.
Parody
Who we serve
LEV’EL says
“Event type: Wedding · Bar Mitzvah · Corporate · Private”
What the neighbors hear
We're honored to host the community's simchas. The community's sleep is someone else's department.
Parody
Pricing
LEV’EL says
“Minimum spend: $6,000”
What the neighbors hear
A $6,000 minimum keeps things exclusive. The neighborhood can't afford a night here, so we send the party over to them for free. You're welcome.
Parody
Our LEVEL
LEV’EL says
“Let us elevate your next occasion into an unforgettable experience.”
What the neighbors hear
We elevate occasions. The people behind us rent apartments. They're simply not at our LEVEL. They can listen from there.
Parody
Effortless
LEV’EL says
“we're here to make your event effortless.”
What the neighbors hear
Effortless for you. The effort is outsourced to the family across the alley, trying to get a first grader to sleep at 10:17 on a Sunday night.
Parody