Satire · Written by the neighbors
Not LEV’EL’s brochure. Left side: LEV’EL’s real marketing, quoted. Right side: what the neighbors hear.
LEV’EL · The Neighbors’ Edition · An unauthorized brochure
LEV'EL | The New Standard for Luxury Noise on Pico Blvd
Four stunning forums. One without a roof. Guess where the DJ goes.
LEV’EL says
What the neighbors hear
The promise
LEV’EL says
“The New Standard for Luxury Events on Pico Blvd”
What the neighbors hear
The New Standard for Luxury Noise on Pico Blvd. Our events are for our guests. Our sound is for everyone.
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The story
LEV’EL says
“What was once the Mark for Events has been transformed into LEVEL—a venue reimagined for today's most memorable celebrations.”
What the neighbors hear
What was once the Mark for Events is now LEV'EL: a venue reimagined so your celebration is memorable for every household on the block. Not one of them was invited. All of them will remember it.
Parody
The impression
LEV’EL says
“LEVEL sets the stage for experiences that leave a lasting impression.”
What the neighbors hear
We set the stage outside. The lasting impression is on the neighbors' eardrums and in the LAPD call log.
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The dream
LEV’EL says
“we had a dream. to create a venue to transform every event into an unforgettable experience.”
What the neighbors hear
We had a dream. The neighbors would like to have one too, but it's hard to dream with a DJ on the microphone across the alley.
Parody
Step 1
LEV’EL says
“Meet Us — Tell us about your vision, your needs, and your dreams for the event.”
What the neighbors hear
Meet Us. Tell us your vision and we'll listen for as long as you like. Neighbors who walk over to share theirs get the brush-off. That meeting takes about thirty seconds.
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Step 2
LEV’EL says
“we'll send over a proposal that's straightforward and flexible. No surprises”
What the neighbors hear
No surprises for you. For the neighbors: surprise! It's Sunday night and there's a live singer.
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Step 3
LEV’EL says
“While you focus on celebrating and making memories. we'll handle every last detail.”
What the neighbors hear
We handle every last detail, including the police. They come, we turn it down. They go, we turn it back up. Seamless.
Parody